Here's an autographed picture of me.
Camera/Attention whore.
Age 38, Male
Massage Therapist
NYIM
Buffalo NY
Joined on 7/20/07
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Hey!
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goes well with your now regularly-posted facepalm picture, which would also look good with an autograph.
Thanks Scott
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE'S SACRED DOMAIN - YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.
You're going to have sex with my asshole, i get it. lulz.
I ain't "TOUGHINING UP"
I wish I could just get shot in the Head!!!!
That's the pussy way out. And we're going to call you a emo pussy noob until you get tough, and play by the rules.
I know huh?
lol good 1
So, that's how you spell Elios?
S C O T T
Is my real name
E L I O S
Is my user name
Simple!
Your monitor resembles my old one, and your room resembles my friend's room. Stalking whore.
HAWT
Why thank you.
Dinner sometime?
Scott's my name.
I'M SO SPECIAL.
Dude just so you know xx-uberbro-xx has stolen that photo an said that its himself.
Yes i know, i'm trying to reslove this problem that this noob has caused.
Your one of the cool kids now
Is this sarcasm? Or acceptance as one of the regulars?
sure, so where we going?
The "Four Seasons", downtown New York City.
Don't worry about reservations, they know me ;)
omg omg im gonign to go sell it on ebay now byez
Ewww
Ewww is right.
I look like i have Leukemia. *Sad*
You need a better pen.
I used the / tool in MS paint.
:(
Can you write keep on trucking on mine?
If you die, the price will skyrocket. So all you have to do is make a few hundred of those babies, fake your death, then come back under a fake name, and sell them all.
Dude!
Sweet!
jitterman
this is going right on ebay