I wonder how many regular users on Newground.com are bartenders. If there are any, i have a lot more respect for them. I went to a club a few days ago for my Ex-girlfriends birthday. It was at the Club Infinity, in Buffalo NY. Now, this place is small...and packed with people. I got in the club, and started towards the bar to get a drink, weaving my way through a mass of people. I finally get to the bar, with minimal alcohol spilled on my leather coat, and order a Mikes. I first noticed, that there was two bartenders, one guy, and one hot chick, and these two had AMAZING sync. Not that i remember the exact moves they did, but bottles were flying left and right, and drinks were being handed out in no time.
I get the bartenders attention, and i order a mike's hard lemonade. First off, i'm screaming at him from across the bar, because i can barely hear myself over the crappy live rap music they had on the stage. He gets a Mikes out of the fridge, and tosses it to me. Luckily, the karma ghosts were on my side, because the bottle fell a little short, and i hopped on te bar on my stomach to catch it. That was pretty much the highlight of my night, because i got a nice applause for my skill.
So anyway, i'm hanging out with my friends, having a good time, and getting a couple more drinks. The whole time, i kept watching the bartenders thinking, this looks like a fun job, that i know i couldn't possibly handle. So, in honor of bartenders across the Newgrounds, i raise my drink to you.