Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Buffalo NY
Job: Massage Therapist
Camera/Attention whore.
Newgrounds Stats
Whistle Status: Bronze
Exp. Points: 7,510 / 8,090
Exp. Rank #: 2,137
Voting Pow.: 6.81 votes
BBS Posts: 6,395 (7.2 per day)
Flash Reviews: 230
Music Reviews: 45
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0
Of all the shit going on in this thing i own called a life, i still managed to find love :)

Been a while. Here's what's up:
Recovering from the flu. (not swine...)
Working full fucking time at the haunted house.
Looking for another job.
Got my drivers license.
Looking at the wall and wishing it would finish itself.
Also, a hard days work.

Rather than get into an argument of what conspired over the summer, TwistedLittleMe and i are not dating anymore. I'd rather not go into details of what i found out, but anyway, we're on good terms. And we'll leave it at that. Still working at the haunted house, and we've gone separate ways. Moar fish in the sea.
Also, blonde.

Hey kids, sorry about the wait. I've been "working" for my aunt as of late, and i've had NO time for myself. Anyway, i'm back to work, and should have an update soon enough.

Oh noes! Voting is over...
Lets see what i got.
Master creator: 22
Attention Whore: 10
Most Overrated: 11
Most Underrated: 1
Drama Queen?: 1
Never Logs off: 2
Best Poster: 2
Funniest User: 1
Total - 50
Yowza, 50 votes for ME!?! Thanks everyone. Even if it wasn't for the best on intentions. I still really appreciate your considerations. Looking forward to the finals!

Here is the OFFICIAL LIST. It is 100% accurate.
I have 10 spots left (because of some doubles and mistakes), please PM me if you want the last minute spot. (Preferably short names...)
Maximus
Phobotech
Daredevilguy
Rig
DBM
Strategize
Helixmusic
TOEZ
Aryk
xports
Adio
Eggys
Risbolla
Shreddy
Xinxinix
B4gle
KevnSevn
Techno
H-K-S
Hybrid-of-Souls
Life-Stream
Cyberdevil
Shawn
Davidzx
Goonie
Joabos
Link011
Samen
Otto
Magyar
Kev-o
Jin
Grind
Zerok
Elder500
ThoseSneakyFrench
9001
Jarrod
Xurch
ObviousM
Funny-Man
Lizzardis
Retroskies
Dew
Ogirra
Ixintro
Armerad
SolarDave
FlashWarrior
McJesus
Madvideogamer
Speedmetalsandwich
kjb1124
kjdunwoody
TSStudios
ibjammin
esko-man
AlienSandwich
Blackford
VitaminP
Lasse
Zoids
SCTE3
D-wahl
Idude
SKS
Evan210
Rebbay
Bryan
Kalebkore
Richler
Toukeman
Emopinata
Chymeraxe
Mid-Night
Krossxero
Dekuboy
Gagsy
PrivateJoker
JarrodK
Sunglasses
Raccoonmario
myxefficent
Haloya
Redface
Riutenshin
Packerman
Nintendavin
Paperbat
Fuzzumill
Doomfan
Proottalfain
Furryfox
Twilight
Ironosaur
Timmy
Mrsaint
Killer0ed
Zplinth
DaBigCow
BareNakedMike
NinjaKoopa
Redspades
DigitalTerror
Flashplayer5
Jusbe
The-Laughter-of-Lor
LOLZILLA
Drillhole
Betaorionis
Imlunchboxx
Dragon-Rage-9001
JKmonkey
MissingNYC
TheNamesDarkly
CefyJR
MagnumForce
Wehavefreshcookies
Sun-Wukong
RobertJ
lost-chances
Foshiznay
lawnbaby
Dogmeat
Magnester
Thewhatsit
Darksytze
EvilJesus
Darator
MasterDragonClock
Idiot=Buster
SardonicSamurai
Lady-Stardust
ThePortalGuru
Wrathlust
STEM
Randomexploit
Xenonmonkey
Lunardragon96
Spiffymasta
Johnny-Coolguy
Michboing
TheBogMonster
Siggles
AlphaCentauri
X-Terrorist-X
DumbassDude
SlyGuyMoves
Xarnor
ThatoneguyfromDD
Tiag11103
Ryuzaki1
PeacefulSniper
Shadowstun
Zoke
JinnyJin
Deluca2400
x-GaryGigax-x
Randy74
Mansellscore
McBanhammer
Yamor
I-rule-over-all
Jewdudewtf
The-Great-One
Sanjay
Neonflame126
SpartanBunny
Ultor
WInned
Prawduhjee
VHStapeclock
Krevzabijak
DarknessDweller
Kman355
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Lipsitable
Sentio
MadiiMonster
Twilight95
GeneralWinter
Alpharius120
ZombieKangaroo
Phil
Lawlmaster
Sammeh
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Uzi147
x-factor
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Hammeh
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Gianfri
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Randy74
DrClay
Ryan1337
Elios
Podburrys
Superflonic
TheMirage
Gorza
Oxymaniac
JJGamer93
ReNaeNae
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TomFulp
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Speakerlight
Thelittleemo
Bassscore
Gremer22
Xenolithic
Gooch
Maestrorage
Blackman
porkchop
Lost-Wisdom
Headshot777
SuperMikeK
The777Demon
Wyvvern-Guy
Tykwa
Bruma
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Citricsquid
sensationalism
Multicanimefan
ChickenGod
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Thefaces
Crusher117
BBSreaper
GangsterG
Danwolves
Godsbitch
SymbolCymbal
Piss
MichHimself
SlntCobra1
Anonymous
Da-Freakshow
Sk8ergirl14
Stosh1919
The-Puppet
MidnightHowl
Sawdust
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LTmatt
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Jay11
Reed
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Jew139
Scott
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Actionsick
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Onepiece285
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Aquaticmole
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Lit-on-fire
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Corpsecrank
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Homosecksual
Sumperson
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Ultimato
Liteice
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SkullsNSkate
SeeInTheDark
Brass
Epicfail
14hourlunchbreak
Speeling
Charon
jon4life
Speeling
Scuzzfest
Dopefish
Fatkidwitajetpack
WirelessTaco
DND-Productions
AlwaysMental
Swindle
Gateau
Velcro
Blakemo
Tophat
Pending List (The requested a spot a little late, still working on locations)
Jawdyn
Ecliptic
Viridis
Chiklay4
yhtomit
Parlux
Laugh.
Cry.
The Lyrics.
I hope that our few remaining friends
Give up on trying to save us
I hope we come up with a failsafe plot
To piss off the dumb few that forgave us
I hope the fences we mended
Fall down beneath their own weight
And I hope we hang on past the last exit
I hope it's already too late
And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here
Someday burns down
And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away
And I never come back to this town
Again in my life
I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good wife
And I hope you die
I hope we both die
I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow
I hope it bleeds all day long
Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises
We're pretty sure they're all wrong
I hope it stays dark forever
I hope the worst isn't over
And I hope you blink before I do
Yeah I hope I never get sober
And I hope when you think of me years down the line
You can't find one good thing to say
And I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out
You'd stay the hell out of my way
I am drowning
There is no sign of land
You are coming down with me
Hand in unlovable hand
And I hope you die
I hope we both die

