Elios's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[the generic epic]

A little too random.

Obviously this was intended to be random, but this was just...weird. It made me laugh, but i couldn't keep up with the the hell was happening. Anyway, i'm guessing this is good enough to be random AND funny.

Horsenwelles responds:

the speed on the speakonia wouldnt work right, so i couldnt change the speed to make it more understandable, but heres the brightside,

it will make you want that replay button that is hard to hit :P

[Apology to Tom Fulp]

Turn it down!

I'm not exactly sure what you are apologizing for, but, accepted anyway. Nice little animation there, but the song you chose was, painful to listen to. Literally.

es0tam0k responds:

NO. NO. NO. NO.

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 227]

Can't really stop you from making these...

Oh well, it seems the only thing that changes is the pokemon, the music, and the backaround. The music was a good choice for this one. The backround was interesting, and the pokemon....i don't like pokemon.

Anyway, an interesting addition to your collection, i look forward to more submissions with heavier music.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Thanks for the review. :)

[Stick Wars (preview)]

Simple, but cool

Nice work for a first try. I like the continuous flow of the whole thing. Good song too.

Wacraw responds:

Thank you! I will probaly make a remake of it with the sound and special effects. Does anyone know the best yet cheapest flash program ya can get? I love makin movies but college sucks up a money outta my wallet perdy quick.

[Line Rider]

Lol'd

Very funny. Simple graphics, mixed with great audio. Excellent!

LungaN responds:

Thx ^^
look after my next one.
It wil be much better. This was just a quick test movie
so I could post something on NG,

[Tobacco Sauce!!]

Yeah!

Not bad at all. I like the serving suggestions of pancakes, and coffee. Lol'd. Nice work.

screeechy2 responds:

You can dip pop tarts in it tooo!

[UU - wilson come back omg]

+ 3 for graphics

- 7 for everything else. What exactly am i watching? And what inspired you to make this...thing? Honestly, even though it passed, (which i am not opposed to) i highly doubt this is worthy of a place in the spot-light of NG. Forever to remain in on of the dusty corners.

Keep trying i guess.

ShroomUzi responds:

WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU

[UU - Wilson I'm So Sorry]

What is this...?

The graphics are...nice.

But why are you replacing the clock face will a BB gun? None of this makes sense.

ShroomUzi responds:

it's an uzi you fucking idiot

[You Love This Movie]

So....much....death...

All this killing over a blam rated flash movie!?!

Awesome.

Animation was slick, voices were great, character designs looked almost like the real thing! And Wade Fulp looked funny in a schoolboy outfit,

Bravo!

RSQViper responds:

Oh, the schoolboy/sailor outfit was quite a sight indeed!

And, hey, when you have two Flash artists with screws loose in their heads stuff like this can happen.

Right? Right?

Thanks for the review! We're very excited with the reviews and score so far!

[Dumbledore is Gay]

Hahahaha!.........no...

I really don't find pedophile jokes/animation funny.

I do like the fact that you made fun of Harry Potter.

Animation was decent, voice work...needs work, and the "Story" needs less rape jokes, and more, actual humor.

3'd.

RSQViper responds:

There's only one rape joke.