Elios's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stop Your Shitty Posting]

Ok ok ok.....i'll stop!

Lol, awesome!

Question: Who is the pant-less character, pushing the ban button of doom?

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

Bigskoo! a big stinky ban head

[Dungeons Or Dragons 2]

Rule no. 26: No killing plot NPC characters.

As a long time player of Dungeons and Dragons (AND Neverwinter Nights 1 & 2)
I was suprised when i saw this in the portal, and clicked it right away!
Sadly...i saw...stick figures.....
BUT, there's nothing wrong with that really
I kept watching for 2 reasons
1.) The song is cool.
2.) I wanted to see what would happen to the guy who "Can't be killed"

Also, because i'm bored...i'll make some character sheets for your characters

Bragdum Rumblebelly
(Guy with beard)
Race: Dwarf
Class: Barbarian (level 6)
AC: 23
HP: 64
Weapon of Choice: Dwarven War Axe

Cyrus Synthair
(Necrophiliac)
Race: Human
Class: Sorcerer (level 9) Pale Master (level 5)
AC: 16
HP: 110
Spells per day: 20
Weapon of Choice: Sythe of Life Stealing +4

Bob
(He who cannot be killed)
Race: Human or somthing
Class: Fighter (Level 60) Weapons Master (Level 60) Blackguard (Level 60)
AC: 341 + 20
HP: 32,410
Weapon of Choice: Sword of a Thousand Truths + 1,000

CalamityColon responds:

You are actually very close to the skills of the characters

[Clayground - WSTC (1)]

Impressive!

I like the unique-ness of each character. And the humor.

I didn't like the funny echo sound when the one guy (main character i guess) talked

BlakTornado responds:

I used to use Windows Sound recorder for the echo before but now I've got Audacity, and it just doesn't do echos quite the same :(

However, thank you for your 8 and the time you spent writing a review :D

[Come Outside!!]

Funny...i guess.

Good flash, animation was silly. However, the voice on the phone was REALLY anoying. Sounded like a whiny jewish person...no offense.

FoxCoon responds:

Well... I'm not Jewish, so none taken.

[Half Beard]

Half-asses-half-beard attack! go!

This is the funniest thing i've seen in a LONG time. I tried the half beard once, and went to the mall with some friends...everyone though i was "Special"
ANYway...the animation is quick, clever, and clean shaven! well done.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Yeah, I get the impression people probably think that way about me when I walk into places. Either they think that or they think "Dude, that guy's awesome!". In most cases, it's probably the former. But alas, some people just don't understand the greatness that is half beard. It's to be expected. Thanks for the review!

[HIT THAT!]

Ahhhh...no.

Animation aside...not funny. Not in the sense that i was rude or offensive, This was just...not funny...

Cambo responds:

I'll try harder to be funny next time then.

[Cute Madness!]

PANCAKES!!! yay.

It's so random and hardcore...it almost hurts, excellent job!

TheCriminalDuder responds:

Thankies! :)

[City Madness episode 1]

Where did the pimp come from...?

Not bad, animation was good, and humorous. and how could anyone hate a delicious pie?

sugerdemon responds:

right on, the pimp was a afterthought. glad you find it funny

[A Zombie Madness Short]

+1 for the zombie.

I don't get it, but it has a zombie in it...so it really dosen't matter! Awesome. 4'd!

Rhunyc responds:

Lol, Zombies are the pwn. :D Thanks! :]

[Madness #4565210]

Cute i guess.

This was good, BUT...that beginning part with the Bears game...i dunno. Everything after that part was great, so you definatly saved yourself from a blam. Nice work.

Imacow responds:

Really? I thought the beginning was best. Nice to hear otherwise.