Elios's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I Love Kids]

Damn that cat...

He would've gotten away with it too! If it wern't for that meddleing....cat.

Awesome work, stick violence + childhood trauma x step-dad = awesomeness

[Half Beard]

Half-asses-half-beard attack! go!

This is the funniest thing i've seen in a LONG time. I tried the half beard once, and went to the mall with some friends...everyone though i was "Special"
ANYway...the animation is quick, clever, and clean shaven! well done.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Yeah, I get the impression people probably think that way about me when I walk into places. Either they think that or they think "Dude, that guy's awesome!". In most cases, it's probably the former. But alas, some people just don't understand the greatness that is half beard. It's to be expected. Thanks for the review!

[The Most Horrible Story]

Truly...that is a sad day..."

Awesome drawings (obviously meant to look like a 6 year old made them) And the happy-go-lucky delivery of the childs story...reminds us of a time...when we were all innocent once...once...

[WoW - Cloudsong]

Oh my...

WOW: Cloudsong, 1880's style

"Good sir, i believe you have jousted my Cloudsong."

"Touche', for it was not I. Drink you tea, calmy, for we are all chums."

"For sooth! If i locate your place of residence, i shall wilst over, and deficate on thy wooden floor."

"My good man, you are ill, and in need of professional anger assistance, post hast!"

"I do believe you are part of the organization, who hast theived mine Cloudsong, and i am in possession of thy VN board."

"Good sir, Thou shalt be muted."

"Aye! I do not approve of such mockery!"

-BANNED-

Awesome flash!

[Project: Game Over Ep.1A]

Same old DBZ stuff...

Yet another DBZ / Sprite spin-off

It's almost as if you took the two lamest things, and mushed them together into...whaever this is.

Not that this isn't bad. I just didn't find this interesting...at all.

[Black And White Collab 5!]

Ok, so i added the BnW to fav's

Except for this one.

Reason being, even though it's very impressive, there was nothing that really kept me watching...It seemed, TOO random. And i know this is a collab / music video, with no plot, script etc. But it was all very strange...

I even tried muting the volume, and played some ICP, to see if a better audio selection would help...

[Robot89]

A Classic!

Even though it's really old, this is still an awesome flash short.
Could even be a series someday!

[Bleach 1st opening]

Watched the whole thing.

Well almost, the last few seconds i stopped, because the song (or whatever that backround noise was) was VERY annoying...SO, i think i'll watch the actual show now...

2/5

[HIT THAT!]

Ahhhh...no.

Animation aside...not funny. Not in the sense that i was rude or offensive, This was just...not funny...

Cambo responds:

I'll try harder to be funny next time then.

[B]

For the love of B!

We all love B!